Southwoke

A MESSAGE FROM
OUR CEO

Here at Southwoke, we’re fully committed
to DEI, ESG, LGTBQ+, BLM,
and every other woke acronym you can think of…

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Southwoke Airlines:
You’re now free to move about your gender

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Southwoke Airlines:
We bring woke values
to Texas

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Southwoke Airlines:
We help Texas to become
a second California

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Southwoke Airlines:
Bringing San Francisco’s baggage to Texas non-stop

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Southwoke:
An airline that’s inclusive
of everyone except you.

So woke, we're willing to go broke.

Southwoke Blog

Southwoke Airlines Continues its “¡Lánzate! Racism-Express” Program: Free Flights for Hispanic Students Only

DALLAS, TX - Move over frequent fliers, there's a new program in town and depending on your race, it's your ...
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Southwoke Hires Fabulous Sam Brinton as Our New Baggage Czar

DALLAS – As part of our restructuring plan to bring San Francisco values to Texas, Southwoke Airlines is pleased to ...
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Southwoke Airlines Celebrates Canceled Flights as a Win for Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion

DALLAS - Southwoke Airlines is proud to announce that the recent spate of canceled flights over the Christmas and New ...
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Southwoke Announces $10 Million Investment in Yale’s Natural Carbon Capture

DALLAS - In a move that will surely convince our customers that we're not completely indifferent to the fate of ...
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Southwoke Goes Drag… For the Children!

Here at Southwoke, one of our favorite ways to demonstrate our commitment to wokeness is by supporting those who are ...
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Southwest’s “Breached Hull In Aircraft Discount Program” Put On Hold

By TheSpoof.com Southwest Airlines --the air travelers's absolute last resort-- whose Scratch-and-Dent / Breached Hull Aircraft Discount Program drew tens ...
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